On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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