Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I have fence marks all over my body
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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