My nipple is on Facebook.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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