We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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