he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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