Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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