a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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