Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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