I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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