Having a random hookup so left but love u
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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