My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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