I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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