escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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