i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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