You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I'm always down for nudity.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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