I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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