Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
NoShamevember. You game?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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