Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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