no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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