He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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