No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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