Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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