my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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