dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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