fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
The ass gains better be worth it
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