there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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