Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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