god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
The ass gains better be worth it
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