everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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