nut hugger
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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