He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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