I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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