You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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