I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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