I must be too annoying 4 u.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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