you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I faked an abortion last night.
too bad you live with your parents still
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
