ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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