i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
In America we eat man semen.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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