Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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