Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
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