Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
so let's talk penis.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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