it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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