: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
