I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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