Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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