Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
where are you?
Hypothermia
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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