I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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