Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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