We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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