Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I think people are normalizing furries
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Randomize
